had a friend like me (:
Oh yeah, got a fish with the BEST ROOMMATE EVER today. Sammy the fish. He’s wicked sweet. Ya know how I do. :D
got my first ever fish today. :)
Guess who’s wearing the exact same thing tomorrow.
I want to sit on your penis.
kjdhfajsdhfja i am crying
can’t fucking breathe, literally crying
That last line got me, I’m dead.
JUST CUZ THE TEXT IS SO MUCH BIGGER TOO
oh my god i cant breathe
Oh darlin’. Don’t start talking smack about some of my best friends. ‘Cause, believe me, if you step over the line, I will hit you so hard you’re gonna think I was Mr. T.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself (:
My thoughts exactly.